Oct. 17th, 2013 07:34 pm
My latest Tony Abbott conspiracy theory
(inspired before recent events)
- Volunteer firemen have been known to contain firebugs amongst their number (not intentionally but it's the same reason why paedophiles try to find work in preschools)
- Tony Abbott is a volunteer fireman
Supposition: TA is repealing the carbon tax and is instigating an ineffective replacement because -
- he just can't get enough of the pretty flames
- Volunteer firemen have been known to contain firebugs amongst their number (not intentionally but it's the same reason why paedophiles try to find work in preschools)
- Tony Abbott is a volunteer fireman
Supposition: TA is repealing the carbon tax and is instigating an ineffective replacement because -
- he just can't get enough of the pretty flames
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