My latest Tony Abbott conspiracy theory

(inspired before recent events)

- Volunteer firemen have been known to contain firebugs amongst their number (not intentionally but it's the same reason why paedophiles try to find work in preschools)

- Tony Abbott is a volunteer fireman

Supposition: TA is repealing the carbon tax and is instigating an ineffective replacement because -

- he just can't get enough of the pretty flames