There's fancy dress - then there's Fancy Dress

Last weekend we were in Canberra for two birthday celebrations - my niece's 1st birthday, and my mother's 70th. My mother was having a party, her actual birthday is at the start of the year, so we went to a party supply store to arrange balloons for the guests' tables.

And this is what I saw for sale:



I guess that's pretty straightforward - super heroine costumes for consenting adults. I mean, who hasn't had a -



- fantasy.

(and kudos to "Secret Wishes" for being more progressive than DC in having a black Batgirl.)

But wait - what's that next to the Batgirl costume?

It couldn't be, could it?




EEWWWWWWWW!!!!