Some Modest Proposals for Fixing the Oscars (and Hollywood, while we're at it.)

Let's face it, the Oscars were a disgrace this year, with only one highlight

(and Ben still didn't win an Oscar, so phhhthhht!!!! to you Academy)

It's one thing to snark back and forth on Twitter, it's quite another to come up with some constructive ideas as to how to improve the ceremony, and perhaps the reputation of Hollywood.

rdansky has already had an attempt at it, so I thought I'd give it a go too.

( Some Modest Proposals )

My modest changes should go some way to restoring both dignity, brevity and unpredictibility to the Oscars to once more make it the movie highlight of the year.