More Snakes on A Plane

Quick review:

Audience create cult movies, Hollywood doesn't - especially if they listen to the audience beforehand. Somewhere in this homophobic, self-referential, bloated headache of a film is a decent drive-in flick trying to escape. And Samuel L Jackson may be able to make any piece of shit seem credible. But it doesn't mean he should take every opportunity to try.

( And under the cut, marketing explain helpfully what to do if you have snake on your plane )