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jack_ryder ([personal profile] jack_ryder) wrote2005-11-30 03:45 pm

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From [livejournal.com profile] deborahb:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

[identity profile] chrisbarnes.livejournal.com 2005-11-30 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Do you remember that time when you were forced to busk for a living? You were riding your unicycle around Circular Quay, juggling three chainsaws while reciting excerpts from Hansard, when someone casually tossed a fourth chainsaw into the mix. That didn't go so well, did it. I guess you'd never practiced with four chainsaws. And you probably never will now, what with the missing limbs and all.

I was the one who tossed that chainsaw. Sorry.

[identity profile] jack-ryder.livejournal.com 2005-11-30 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I've managed to retrain my tongue muscles and I'm working my way back to chainsaws, starting with whipper snippers.

But, yes, four is hard now.