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[jack_ryder]

From deborahb:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[chrisbarnes.livejournal.com]

Do you remember that time when you were forced to busk for a living? You were riding your unicycle around Circular Quay, juggling three chainsaws while reciting excerpts from Hansard, when someone casually tossed a fourth chainsaw into the mix. That didn't go so well, did it. I guess you'd never practiced with four chainsaws. And you probably never will now, what with the missing limbs and all.

I was the one who tossed that chainsaw. Sorry.

[deborahb.livejournal.com]

... and *I* was that sheep!

[treehouseman.livejournal.com]

Ha! A Blackadder joke!

Permission to yell BRAVO!!! in a very loud voice...

[jack-ryder.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to say, that wasn't exactly a ciggie. But Cthulhu was well pleased with our work...

[jack-ryder.livejournal.com]

I've managed to retrain my tongue muscles and I'm working my way back to chainsaws, starting with whipper snippers.

But, yes, four is hard now.

[jack-ryder.livejournal.com]

I thought it looked like ewe.

[murasaki-1966.livejournal.com]

Anything I write might get me recommended for the Bad Sex Writing competition.......

[(Anonymous)]

I enjoyed that elaborate pantomime you constructed for Citizen Kane - especially the 'Rosebud' sled you made out of popsicle sticks - for "Australia's Favourite Film". Pity it came in at number eleven.

film buff Berko