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jack_ryder ([personal profile] jack_ryder) wrote2012-01-07 10:15 am
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Goddamn kids stay off our back lawn

So - a couple of months ago we found a suspicious length of garden hose missing from our back lawn.

We finally attached a padlock to the side gate.

Today [livejournal.com profile] murasaki_1966 found another length of hose taken - so they're probably coming over the fence.

Can't they just drive down to Canberra and pick up a bong there?

[identity profile] ozisim.livejournal.com 2012-01-06 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
... and why do they always cut it out of the middle?

[identity profile] murasaki-1966.livejournal.com 2012-01-06 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That really annoys me. I''m tempted to put up a sign:

"If you must cut parts out of our hose, please take the bit you need from the end".

I'm pretty sure it's teenagers.

[identity profile] ozisim.livejournal.com 2012-01-07 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
we solved this problem with the caravan in Jindabyne by hanging a few "pre-cut" legnths next to the tap...

...turns out stoners are lazy.

We never had a problem again.

[identity profile] murasaki-1966.livejournal.com 2012-01-07 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I think I will take your advice. The bloody hose is too short now anyway.

[identity profile] bunsen-h.livejournal.com 2012-01-07 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
I don't suppose it's worth the trouble to bait a trap with bits of hose..?