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[jack_ryder]

"Listen! If we don't smash the house up, the council are gonna demolish it, tomorrow!"

In case he and czarina69 need somewhere to stay in London

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[txtriffidranch.livejournal.com]

"NEIL! YOUR BEDROOM'S ON FIRE!"

[txtriffidranch.livejournal.com]

The typical conversation in our house as it is:

"Paul!"

"Paul, Paul, Paul! Honestly! Every time something explodes in this house, it's always 'Blame Paul'!"

"So who should we blame?"

"Blame whoever rang the doorbell, because he set off the bomb I set up."