In case you need a break from the Austrian Father of the Year story

[jack_ryder]

here's something horrible and disturbing in a different way

(obviously just waiting to be turned into a CSI episode)

Comments

[benchilada.livejournal.com]

Great, thanks for bringing me down again.

:P

[jack-ryder.livejournal.com]

No problem.

but, hey, if you're not a handsome, athletic college student there's an upside, right?

Otherwise, you might want to pack an aqualung.